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Reborn to Slap Young Masters

Betrayed by his sect, mocked as trash, and slapped to death by young masters, Xiao Fan was the ultimate cultivation joke. Until the heavens gave him a second chance—with the Slap Dao System. Slap to level up. Slap to break through. Slap to steal fiancées and crush egos. Now, with one palm, he can humiliate arrogant nobles, explode dantian cores, and win over the coldest jade beauty. Reborn, Xiao Fan shall rise. This time, he’s doing the slapping. Xiao Fan died kneeling. "Trash, die!" A slap from Young Master Bai exploded his teeth. Cultivation ruined. Betrayed. Dead. But fate had other plans. He opened his eyes. "I'm... back?" Outer sect. Five years ago. Still trash. But this time— Ding! [Slap Dao System Installed] > Slap = EXP Slap Arrogant Enemies = Bonus Slap Beauty = ??? He stood up. First goal: beat Young Master Bai's face into spiritual enlightenment. Second: make the Ice Fairy kneel. Third: ascend. His hand trembled. Not with fear. But excitement. The Slap Era has begun. Outer Sect disciples trained. Xiao Fan walked in like a boss—still in trash robes. “Trash Xiao dares show his face?” That’s when Young Master Zhang strutted in. His hair oily. His fiancée stolen. His eyes arrogant. “Trash! Scram before I slap you!” SLAP! Xiao’s palm flew. Zhang spun three times midair and faceplanted. Silence. Ding! +100 EXP Level Up: Qi Gathering 1 → 3 “Wha—?!” “His cultivation rose from one slap?!” Xiao smirked. “Speak again. I need more EXP.” Zhang trembled. “Forgive me, Senior Fan!” “Too late.” SLAP. Go check out my Patreon:patreon.com/LongYuan or Or just go into the site and search for my author name Long yuan So, go and support me if you can. absolute brain rot cultivation story.
Long_Yuan · 3.5k Views

Grinding to Become the Martial Saint of the Mortal World

Jiang Ning Transmigrates at a Time of Turmoil To protect himself, he began training in martial arts using his “grinding experience” panel, quietly building his strength. Gradually, he discovered that as his cultivation techniques broke through their limits, various attributes began to manifest some even concealing the authority of divine beings. Through the martial path, he started to harness both divine authority and innate supernatural powers. [Five-Animal Fist] : From the initial grind to the perfected state constantly breaking through limits and acquiring various attributes: the five vital organs store essence and each harbors divine power. [Indestructible Body] : From the initial grind to perfection continuously shattering limits and acquiring myriad attributes, endowing him with an unbreakable golden body and immortal divine bones. [Inner Alchemy and Life Cultivation] : From the initial grind to perfection relentlessly breaks limits and gathers various attributes that allow him to remain at the pinnacle and attain immortality. One day, the Martial Saint who had kept the world subdued for eight hundred years struck at him. He slowly smiled. “Are you trying to attack a divine being?” When the very weapon once capable of slaying immortals and annihilating gods fell upon his head, he merely tilted his head slightly; not a single hair was disturbed. “My foundation has long been forged into an indestructible golden body!”
LordoftheReader · 33.7k Views

CyberPunk: Low-Life, High Tech

"Greetings, chromed crusaders and organic oddities! Welcome to Night City—where the neon’s brighter than your future, the smog’s 40% carcinogens and 60% shattered dreams, and your survival strategy boils down to evading landlords and lead poisoning. Corporations? They’re auctioning your aspirations at a 300% markup—conveniently bundled with lifetime debt! Gangs? Hosting turf wars like community theater—tonight’s performance: Kabuki Carnage (sponsored by Maelstrom™). And Trauma Team? Let’s just say their motto’s ‘Resuscitation Pending’—pending your premium tier, of course. Strap on your subdermal armor, choke down that soy-paste ‘gourmet’ experience, and cross your fingers your neuralware doesn’t critical error during today’s mandatory firefight. Spoiler alert: it will. Tune in for updates, tune out the screams, or get systematically optimized—your obituary airs right after these messages. Stan out!” Translation Note: Now, listen up, choombas—this here’s a fresh take on "赛博朋克: 2075" from Qidian, a’right? Big shouts to SrMagnus for thier killer version, Cyberpunk: The Relentless (seriously, go read it—preem stuff). But I figured the ol’ girl could use a bit more ripperdoc grit in her veins, yeah? More scalpels, more synth-leather creak, more of that "oh-shite-my-spleen’s-out" charm Night City’s famous for. Sláinte to the OG, and here’s to bleedin’ new edges on the blade. And hey - if you've got thoughts, toss 'em my way. Feedback's always welcome, long as it's not written in bullet holes.... or soya milk, that shite just tastes wrong. [Cover art is not my own—just borrowing it for the ride. Original artist, if you’re out there and want it pulled, shoot me a message and consider it done. No drama, just professional courtesy. Cheers!]
Buckie_Blue · 29.8k Views