Kazuya was done.
Not in a figurative way. Not in an "I'm taking a nap" way. Not even in a "Wow, that was a tough fight" way.
No.
He was finished.
Because Lady Ravynne, the Apex MILF, had destroyed him emotionally, spiritually, and mentally with her light-speed motherly handling.
He lay flat on the ground, eyes empty. His soul had ascended to the next plane of existence.
Sylvara leaned over him, grinning. "Yo, babe? You dead?"
Kazuya slowly, weakly lifted a single finger.
It trembled in the wind.
Bradimus wiped a tear. "He lives."
Celestia wrote in her journal. "Subject Kazuya has survived the initial encounter with Lady Ravynne's ultimate MILF combat technique. Recovery expected to take between 10 minutes to eternity."
Lady Ravynne stood above him, arms crossed, exuding raw power.
"The first trial was but a taste," she declared.
Kazuya croaked out: "I don't want a second taste—"
Lady Ravynne ignored him. "Your second trial begins now."
Sylvara perked up. "Oooooh, this is gonna be good."
Bradimus squinted. "Bro, if this one is worse than the last, I don't think he's walking out of this."
Celestia adjusted her glasses. "We are witnessing history."
Lady Ravynne raised a single, elegant finger. The world shifted.
"Your next challenge…"
She turned her piercing golden eyes to Kazuya.
"…is The Trial of the Forbidden Lap Pillow."
Silence.
Kazuya felt pure, unfiltered danger.
His instincts screamed at him to run. But his body? Completely paralyzed.
Sylvara's jaw dropped. "Wait, wait, wait—A LAP PILLOW? BRO. THAT'S ILLEGAL."
Bradimus gasped. "OH, HE'S DONE. HE'S ACTUALLY DONE."
Celestia scribbled furiously. "This technique… is legendary."
Lady Ravynne gracefully sat down.
And then—
She patted her lap.
"Kazuya. Come."
Kazuya twitched violently.
"No. Absolutely not. I refuse."
Lady Ravynne simply smiled. "You don't have a choice."
And then—
An unseen force pulled him forward.
"OH GOD NO—"
It was too late.
His head was gently placed onto her lap.
A warm, soft, motherly comfort enveloped him.
His stats dropped to zero. His willpower was deleted.
Sylvara fell to her knees. "HE'S GONE. OUR BOY IS GONE."
Bradimus lit a candle. "RIP Kazuya. You were a real one."
Celestia wrote: "Subject Kazuya has entered the ultimate comfort zone. All resistance is futile."
Lady Ravynne began stroking his hair.
Gentle. Soft. Devastating.
Kazuya mentally collapsed.
"This… this is illegal…" he whispered.
Lady Ravynne smiled down at him. "You are strong, Chosen One. But against true MILF power…"
Her golden eyes gleamed.
"…you are helpless."
Kazuya's soul left his body.
Sylvara grabbed his limp arm and shook it. "Babe. Babe. BABE, WAKE UP."
Bradimus put his hands together. "Damn. He got lap-pillowed to death."
Celestia flipped a page. "Fascinating. This may be the strongest MILF attack known to man."
Lady Ravynne continued stroking Kazuya's hair, completely unfazed.
"This is only the beginning," she said smoothly.
Kazuya whimpered.
"…I hate my life."
TO BE CONTINUED…