Kazuya stared at the sky, dead inside.
The world was beautiful. The sun was shining, the clouds were drifting lazily, and birds were singing in the distance.
And yet—
None of it mattered.
Because his soul had left his body.
"Babe, you okay?"
Sylvara's voice reached his ears, but he refused to respond. He was done. Finished. Retired. Burnt out. Reduced to atoms.
Sylvara crouched down and poked his cheek. "Yoooo, Chosen One, don't tell me you actually died."
Kazuya slowly turned his head toward her, his lifeless eyes locking onto hers.
"…I don't want to do this anymore."
Sylvara burst out laughing. "PFFT—HAHAHA! BRO, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU JUST GOT OFF A NIGHTMARE SHIFT AT A FAST-FOOD PLACE."
Kazuya grabbed her shoulders. "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS. I AM STUCK IN AN ENDLESS LOOP OF SUFFERING."
She smirked. "Aw, babe, but you're so good at it."
Celestia walked up, adjusting her glasses. "The MILF Tamer's Curse is a fascinating case study. Every time you think you're free, another powerful MILF appears to challenge you."
Kazuya froze.
"…Wait." He turned his head. "Does that mean—?"
A slow clap echoed through the air.
Kazuya's soul left his body for a second time.
Standing before him was a new challenger.
Tall. Elegant. A goddess-like presence. A MILF aura so powerful it bent space-time.
She smirked down at him.
"Congratulations, Chosen One. You have conquered Valkyria. But your training is far from over."
Kazuya just sat there, staring at her.
"…No."
The woman's smirk widened. "Yes."
Kazuya shook his head. "Nope. No. Absolutely not. I refuse."
Sylvara leaned in, grinning. "Damn, she's hot though."
Kazuya grabbed her by the shoulders. "STOP HELPING THEM."
Bradimus was trembling. "Dude… that MILF energy is off the charts."
Celestia flipped to a new page in her journal. "This requires further observation."
The woman took a step forward. The ground cracked beneath her feet.
"You may call me Lady Ravynne," she said smoothly. "And you, Chosen One, will be my next opponent."
Kazuya just laid back down on the ground. "Nope. I'm out. Just kill me now."
Sylvara crouched beside him. "C'mon, babe. You literally beat a MILF into building resistance to you. You can handle this."
Kazuya let out a deep, suffering sigh. "WHY IS THAT EVEN A SENTENCE? WHY IS MY LIFE LIKE THIS?"
Lady Ravynne smirked. "Because you are the Chosen One."
Kazuya stared at the sky, questioning every decision that had led him to this moment.
And then—
It began.
The Next Trial: Lady Ravynne's Ultimate Test
Lady Ravynne lifted a single elegant hand.
The air trembled.
Kazuya felt a wave of overwhelming power crash into him.
He immediately went full panic mode. "OH HELL NO—"
BOOM.
The ground shattered beneath him. He went flying.
Bradimus dove behind a rock. "SHE'S INSANELY STRONG—"
Celestia calmly adjusted her glasses. "This is the highest recorded MILF power level to date."
Sylvara was dying laughing. "BABE, YOU GOT YEETED—"
Kazuya landed face-first in the dirt.
Lady Ravynne gracefully walked toward him. "Your training begins now."
Kazuya coughed. "I don't want training—"
Lady Ravynne ignored him. "Your first challenge… is the Trial of the Thousand Hands."
Sylvara blinked. "Ayo?"
Kazuya twitched. "…That sounds illegal."
Lady Ravynne smirked.
And then—
It happened.
Her hands moved faster than the eye could see.
Kazuya's hair was ruffled. His cheeks were pinched. His arms were grabbed.
He was being MILF-handled on a scale never before seen.
Bradimus collapsed. "DEAR GOD—"
Celestia flipped the page. "Fascinating. The ultimate motherly handling technique."
Sylvara was crying laughing. "BRO. YOU'RE GETTING PAMPERED INTO OBLIVION."
Kazuya could not escape.
He was being head-patted at lightspeed.
He struggled. He fought. He screamed internally.
And then—
It stopped.
Lady Ravynne stepped back. "You lasted an impressive five seconds."
Kazuya just laid there. His entire existence had been rewritten.
Sylvara poked him. "Yo. You good?"
He did not move.
Bradimus poured one out. "RIP. He didn't survive the ultimate MILF handling."
Celestia wrote: "Subject Kazuya has failed. The MILF Tamer's Curse continues."
Lady Ravynne smirked. "You will recover. And when you do…"
Her golden eyes gleamed.
"…Your real training will begin."
Kazuya whispered:
"…I hate my life."
TO BE CONTINUED…