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Chapter 5 - Chapter 5: Sakamoto the Training Dummy, Talking Swords, and the Elf Girl Who Kicked Me in the Ribs

They say greatness is forged through discipline.

I say greatness is forged through daily trauma disguised as training.

For the last two weeks, my mornings began with Kael dragging me — sometimes literally — to the village clearing, handing me a sword bigger than my torso, and yelling:

> "Swing it until your arms scream! THEN SWING MORE!"

My biceps? Nonexistent.

My stamina? Negative.

My motivation? Mostly fueled by wanting to impress hot elf girls.

But I showed up. Every day.

Not because I had a dream.

But because I owed it to myself to not waste this second chance.

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Sword Log: Day 13

> Swing count: 87

Time passed out: 3x

Niris insult count: 12

Number of times Kael said "good": 0

Number of times Kael grunted in mild approval: 1

Progress.

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Dialogue of the Day

> Niris: "Your technique lacks grace."

Me: "So does your tone, but here we are."

Niris: "If sarcasm were steel, you might actually land a hit."

Me: "If sass were power, you'd have been unsealed in a boy with abs."

Niris: "Touché."

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The Local Brat

His name was Ravian Valeheart.

Son of a local noble. Blonde, smug, perfect posture. Already wore enchanted leather armor at the age of five like he was prepping to lead a kingdom.

He showed up one morning during my training, arms folded, eyebrow raised.

> "You swing like a drunk squirrel," he said, sipping from a fancy water flask.

> "And you look like a discount prince from a dating sim," I shot back.

We've hated each other ever since.

Kael calls it healthy rivalry.

Niris calls him "milk bread."

I call him "mini-boss filler."

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The Elf Girl

Her name?

Aelira.

Age?

Five.

Hair?

Mint green, tied into two short braids.

Eyes?

One green, one gold. Mismatched. Sparkled like chaos.

First impression?

She was chasing a chicken.

In full speed.

With a spell book duct-taped to her back.

The chicken ran into me.

I fell.

She tripped over me and accidentally kicked me in the ribs.

> "Ow!" I cried.

> "Sorry! That was supposed to be for Sir Cluckles!"

> "You named the chicken Sir Cluckles?!"

> "He's a criminal."

She's insane.

I liked her immediately.

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Magic System: Brief Lore Drop

Aelira explained the basics while bandaging my ribs later (yes, she felt bad).

Magic is categorized into four tiers in Lucala:

1. Root Arts – Basic elemental manipulation: fireballs, healing, wind slicing.

2. Branch Arts – Advanced versions: lightning calls, shadow stepping, blood magic.

3. Core Arts – High-level, divine-touch spells. Only performed by Saints and Archmages.

4. Wombcraft – Forbidden. Lost. Bound to weapons like Niris.

> "And what tier are you?" I asked.

> "Root. But I accidentally set the mayor's shed on fire last week so I might be upgraded soon!"

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Tavern Talk

That evening, Kael took me to the village tavern — not to drink (thankfully), but to eavesdrop on gossip.

There was talk of:

A new guild forming in the capital, backed by dragonblood nobles.

Demon sightings to the south — too early for the season.

A merchant caravan found torn to shreds in the plains. No bodies. Just bones.

The tension was rising.

The world wasn't peaceful.

Kael noticed me listening.

> "One day, Sakamoto… you'll leave this village. Whether by dream or by disaster."

He paused, then looked me in the eye.

> "The blade you carry… means the world won't let you live quietly."

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Closing Thoughts

That night, as I lay in bed, I whispered:

> "Niris. Why me?"

> "Because you're broken, but not beyond reforging."

> "Because you are afraid of power… and that makes you worthy of it."

> "And because... I'm tired of being held by cowards."

> "Let us sharpen each other."

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