While Saitama was sitting in his apartment, diving deeper and deeper into an abyss of mental boredom, slowly chewing on some cold fries he found in a neighbor's trash bin, a strange sound suddenly echoed through the air…
No, not just strange. It was weirdly dramatic.
"Doooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhh!!!"
It wasn't your typical explosion sound you'd expect in a world with Saitama around. No, this sounded like a failed movie entrance. A very over-the-top one.
And then came the voice.
"HELLOOOOO!! I am… I am… THE LEGENDARY SAVIOR!"
Yes. He jumped through Saitama's apartment window. Not the door. Not even knocking like a normal person. No, this man believed in maximum drama.
And there he was: Trending Man!
He wore the most bizarre outfit anyone could imagine—covered in random hashtags, brand logos, glowing LED strips, and colors that made no sense. His whole vibe screamed budget superhero fashion disaster. It was like someone took a hypebeast and tossed him into a blender with every rejected cosplay design from 2007.
"I am the Legendary Savior! The one who will bring balance to the hero world! I possess the ultimate power!!" he declared, striking a ridiculously awkward pose in front of Saitama, expecting applause or admiration.
Saitama, completely unfazed and still chewing on his trash-fries, barely lifted his eyes.
"Sorry... who are you?"
"I'M THE LEGENDARY SAVIOR!" he repeated dramatically, clearly missing the sarcasm.
Saitama blinked. Then looked at his fries.
"Really? That's your name?"
"Yes! I'm the chosen one who'll change EVERYTHING!" the man yelled, then suddenly broke into a weird dance routine, flailing his arms like he was in a TikTok challenge gone wrong.
"If you came here just to dance, I'm not interested," said Saitama, taking another bite.
"Dance? No! This is my secret training routine! Only elite heroes know this style!"
"Ah. Cool. Let me know when the actual adventure starts," Saitama replied with his usual deadpan expression.
But the guy wasn't done.
"You don't get it! This routine unlocks my INNER POWER!" the man shouted, his eyes watery with emotion. "I'm ready to fight for… for… GREATNESS!"
Saitama looked up at him slowly.
"Can you, like… get me out of this boring situation?"
"What?" The so-called savior blinked in confusion.
"I just want peace, man. You're kinda loud."
"I'm the savior of the world!"
"Yeah. Can you save me from this awkward conversation first?"
The "Legendary Savior" moved closer, clearly thinking some kind of fight was about to start. Then suddenly paused.
"…Maybe I need to rethink my approach."
"Yeah, try walking out the door next time," Saitama replied, now fully invested in the TV again.
"But… but I'm the savior!" he cried out dramatically, raising his hands toward the ceiling.
And then, in one final act of glorious confusion, the man jumped back out through the window—because apparently, he still didn't know how doors work.
Saitama watched the whole thing in silence. Then turned back to the screen.
"Well... at least that was less annoying than Tatsumaki."