"Okay, but you better sit down…" I sigh.
"Okay so let's start from the beginning, Joker was really mad at me more than he's ever been before…maybe I deserved it because I did help Bats stop him from killing everyone in Gotham with his latest Joker venom scheme."
"Anyway a rip…a tear in the sky opened up above me…honestly I thought it was just one of those hallucinations people say they experience when they are about to die.
I saw a shadow falling from the tear on fire and heard it go splat on impact…but after that things get a little hazy, as I saw him climb into the dumpster where I was dying it was like he was encased in a halo of golden white light…I really thought he was an angel…who came from heaven…I mean he still is my Angel but, you know the implications that an Angel could care so much for a dirty disgusting thing like me after everything I'd done.
I couldn't understand why he was looking at me with recognition but so much…warmth, caring and genuine concern…when his hands gently rested on my shoulder, it…it's hard to describe if you've never experienced it, I don't think words can describe it without being misconstrued.
But I felt him inside of me his warmth his genuine desire to save me…it filled me completely comforting, nurturing me bringing me back from the brink of death…it's weird to describe what it felt like to actually describe what the effect was but it kinda felt like a deflated balloon being filled with air, okay I'm getting way off topic here." I mutter and notice that all the girls are enraptured by what I'm saying even though Diana seems to be experiencing a sense of familiarity.
I just zone out as I tell them everything…everything except the extremely personal bits from his childhood, when I got to describing how his pee tastes all the women except for Diana covered my mouth with their hands.
"Too much Harley…just too much…" Pammy groans while I roll my eyes at her.
"I for one find this subject interesting as a part of Amazonian warrior training, for possible environments without water we train to recycle our urine often…during our initial training.."
"Oh by the gods Diana, just stuff it." Cheetah groans the first non-feline sound I've heard from her in a long while.
"Hey…i have a serious question…why are we here and not at the bar we literally own…I mean I know we're here for him…but we could just as easily have him perform at The Sirens…we have considerably better musical equipment there…and a more skilled band on retainer.
"Well…Angel feels at home here…but I'm sure he wouldn't mind if we all headed over there…and abducted him…a certain Batette might get cranky but we can handle her." I express while Selena is looking at me with a complicated expression.
"This knowledge he has on all of us…is there anything about me being a mother?" Selena asks me in a worried tone with watery eyes.
"You'll have to ask him…even though he shared a lot with me he said his knowledge of the various…I believe he called the DCAU which is where we live is limited."
"Hmm, this sounds like a story of a place that my mother used to tell me as a child…I'll have to ask her about this…it may help answer some of his questions and your own Harley."
"You don't have to do that Diana." I quickly cut her off.
"I want to…something about this Angel feels very familiar to me…it's hard to explain…" Diana purses her beautiful lips while frowning towards Angel.
"I tear my heart open—! I sew myself shut!"
"And my weakness is that I care too much, my scars remind me that the past is real, I tear my heart open just to feel!"
"I'm drunk and I'm feeling down!"
"I just want to be alone, cause I'm pissed 'cause you came around!"
"Why don't you just go home?
"I've channeled all your pain, I can't help you fix yourself! You're driving me insane!"
"All I can say is!"
"I tear my heart open—I sew myself shut, my weakness is that I care too much, our scars remind us that the past is real, I
tear my heart open just to feel!"
'I tried to help you once…against my own advice, I saw you goin' down…but you never realized, that you're drowning in the water, I offered you my hand…compassion's in my nature…tonight is our last stand!"
"I tear my heart open—I sew myself shut, my weakness is that I care too much… our scars remind us that the past is real
I tear my heart open just to feel!"
I'm drunk and I'm feeling down…I just want to be alone, you should've never come around…why don't you just go home?"
"You're drowning in the water…I tried to grab your hand…I left my heart open…
but you didn't understand, you didn't understand!"
"Go Fix Yourself!"
"I can't help you fix yourself…but at least I can say I tried…I'm sorry, but I gotta move on with my own life!"
"I can't help you fix yourself…but at least I can say I tried…I'm sorry, but I gotta move on with my own life!"
"I tear my heart open—I sew myself shut, my weakness is that I care too much!"
"Our scars remind us that the past is real…
I tear my heart open just to feel, yeah…
I tear my heart open—I sew myself shut
Cause my weakness is that I care too much!
"Our scars remind us that the past is real…
I tear my heart open just to feel!"
"Alright everybody, that's it for tonight!" Angel says as he hops off stage to good natured booing, making him laugh when suddenly Victoria Freeze jumps in front of him making me frown.
"H-hey, I wanted to say sorry for stabbing you the other night…I know I should have apologized sooner." Victoria looks like she's trembling in terror.
"Hey, it's alright…are you okay though?" I hear my man's gentle concern in his voice as he rests his hand on Victoria's shoulder the girl quickly tries to pull away.
"Sorry about this!" He grunts and pulls open the heavy fur lined winter jacket, revealing a cryo suit like her father's.
"You…you're sick aren't you?" Angel's voice is gentle but Victoria breaks out into a fit of crying.
Suddenly heavy boot thumps fill the bar along with the mechanical hiss of servos.
"Oh…this will not end well!" I hear Diana Mumble but I'm too busy trying to hear the words of comfort Angel is trying to give Victoria.
"Remove your hands from my daughter, immediately!"
And then Frost is glaring down at my man with his freeze gun inches from his head I'm on my feet and about to cross the distance when both Diana and Ivy stop me.
"Daddy no! He's the one I told you about…the one I have to apologize to…and the one who helped Mr.Wilson!"
"That does not explain why he is ripping your clothes off!"
"Is it just me or is that girl blushing blue?" Cheetah asks and I find myself giggling despite the serious situation.
"Dad! You're embarrassing me! I'm twenty years old! it's about damn time a hot guy rips my clothes off in a bar!"
"Oh my!" Pammy giggles while Diana hums in appreciation of the "sister" putting a man in his place even if it is just an overprotective dad.
"Sorry, I shouldn't have reacted like it's just your daughter felt so cold and different from the night she stabbed me I was…well I was concerned for her…"
"Could you tell me why you're wearing power armor…if it's because of some type of sickness…disease I might be able to help…I cured someone of cancer earlier today." That confession even brought me up short.
"I-I have a variant disease that my mother has…it's terminal but the power armor as you put it eases my condition…"
"I see…would you mind if I tried healing you…?"
"Yes please!"
'Ahh Fuck, there goes girls night…'
…
"I can't believe he did it…not even Batman and the greatest minds of the Justice League…were able to find a cure for Nora and Victoria Freeze!" Cheetah shouts as we leave Freeze's crypt hideout.
"He could probably kill you as well Minerva…" Diana suddenly murmurs, making Cheetah whip around to look at her.
"I happen to like the way I am Diana…and so does he…" Cheetah growls though her growl turns into a throaty sounding purr as she mentions my man likes her as a kitty Kat.
"Yes…he is quite fond of cats…you should see him with Diablo and Diabolica…" I murmur and Selena humms.
"Don't forget Isis…I swear she has abandonment and separation issues now…she constantly sits near the door waiting for him to come home…" I look towards Selena who blushes and looks away from me.
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MC
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"I'm serious, just go spend time with your mom, you don't owe me anything." I try to appease the girl while ruffling her long silky silvery blonde hair that makes her blush.
"Hey, I'm a grown woman not some little girl." Victoria Fries growls at me playfully.
"Oh…I know…I saw you in your birthday suit." I tease her and she moves like a cinra and kisses me, I gently rest my hands on her shoulders and push her away.
"Sorry, but I'm kinda committed to someone already…" I say as gently as I can, but Victoria just scoffs and arches an eyebrow at me…
"Yes, Harley Quinn who when you were privately seeing to my mom and Dad gave me, the Cheetah and Ivy an encouraging talk to shoot our shots at you…even…saying…th-that…sh-she wants to wat-watch as you put a li-litter of kittens in Cheetah."
'Shouldn't Harley be possessive and monopolizing of me?'
I sigh... "That... does...sound like something she would do...but, forgive me if I don't take your words at face value... given your motivation..." I reply to her in understanding before teasing her a little.
"B-but she did!"
'Oh god are all the women masters at that adorable pouty expression...ahh I've discovered my Kryptonite!'
"Not tonight, I'll verify with Harley but you really should go spend time with your mom you both have so much to talk about." I continue gently making the girl smile at me.
"Her and dad are already fucking..." She says to me and I roll my eyes at her.
"No they're not...I told both your parents that she needs to attend physical therapy...before doing anything strenuous and stressful... including sex...I only cured the disease and the major life affecting damage." I grunt as I really hope they don't try having sex... especially since I only just cured Victor of his condition as well.
"Oh...then they probably aren't then... couldn't you heal her completely?" Victoria asks me and I probably could have.
"I-I'm trying to gain better control of my abilities...if I do too much at once it takes a physical toll on me...my mentor and I trying to figure out how serious of one...but when I healed Harley...I almost died...and it took me days to recover with her care...if she just left me alone...I probably would have died." I find myself babbling something about Victoria is just easy to talk to her.
"Really... that's a lot to take in...thank you so much for everything you did did for me and my family tonight...if you need anything...and I mean anything just use this and I'll come to you." Victoria says and there's something akin to reverence in her eyes as she hands me what looks like a panic button, and then quickly kisses me before scurrying off back into her father's secret layer.
"Harley, What is this I hear that you're trying to turn me into some kind of Stud hoarse?!" I holler as I go after the rest of the girls, and head a crazed giggle of joy.
"Lalalalalalala." I hear Harley singing and roll my eyes I catch up to the ladies as they're getting into Selena stretched looking towncar, sliding into the car I tackle Harley onto the long cushy seat and she wraps her legs around my middle, only to begin shamelessly grinding herself against me.
"Is what you told Victoria something you actually want...one because I don't want one of your very close friends manipulating me into sleeping with them...which is definitely possible because...well look at them, two I've probably fantasized about each and everyone of them since before puberty really kicked in."
"Shush... it's weird...but I get really excited at the thought of you with other women...please don't think I'm disgusting!" Harley starts to cry and I'm just so thrown off by it I just stare at her as she looks away from me her bottom lip trembling tears shinning in the corners of her eyes.
"Harley." I call out to her gently and cup her cheek making her turn to look at me.
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Harley
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"You're not dirty, you're not disgusting, You are Mine!" The possessive reassurance in his voice makes me feel so much better about my dirty fantasies.
"And I am your's...but...I definitely need you to explain this to me don't get me wrong it's every guy's fantasy...I mean it's natural genetic programming for a guy to want to have sex with multiple women." My Angel grunts as my grinding against him becomes more and more intense.
"Does somebody have something I can tie her up with...I think my precious Darling here needs to be punished a little bit..." Angel says while smiling at me and I moan like a total slut, which grows even worse as Diana pulls her lasso out of nowhere and help him restrain me.
Then he's over across from me kissing Cheetah kissing her making me so hot and bothered I start to whimper in need and then Diana strips him naked and turns his head to kiss her and I cum...hard...seeing my Angel in a threesome with Diana "Wonder Woman" and her mortal enemy "The Cheetah" who is mewling and moaning in need when he starts sliding two fingers in and out of her.
While Diana cautiously wrapped her hands around his cock from behind slowly stroking his big beautiful throbbing cock.
"Put it in Minerva, fullfil Sweet Harley's wishes and your own fantasies..." Diana murmurs seductively into Angel's ear making him release a moaning groan.
"YES, DO IT PUT KITTENS IN ME/HER!!!" Both I and Cheetah yell as a certain Batette uses the moment of Angel sliding his big beautiful appendage into Cheetah and her absolutely losing it.
"Pammy now!" I shout and squeal in delight at my trap for Batgirl succeeding, now she's all tressed up just like me, but with a vibrating plant root between her thighs, making the sweet little ginger moan like a little slut.
"Hey, let her go!" Angel suddenly growls angrily, my eyes widening in worry as it's the first time I see true anger from him other than when the Joker is mentioned.
"Nonono, I-I want this please..." The Batette whimpers as her big beautiful red eyes are glued at the sight of a man and woman connected in the most primal of ways.
He stares at her seriously while Diana rolls his hips to keep him fucking Cheetah.
'Gods Diana...who knew you'd be into this sort of thing?'