Chapter 34: Double the Temptation, But I Refused
As Wu Tian closed his eyes, he couldn't help but wonder. Since Yue Mei's upper body was already exposed, why didn't she just come out of the water? It's not like there was anything worth hiding below.
Keeping his eyes shut, he spoke calmly, "There's no need for formalities. I came here to talk business. But first why don't you put on some clothes?"
The moment Yue Mei heard this, she flicked her serpent tail and swiftly leaped out of the water. With a wave of her hand, a black silk robe draped over her figure, concealing the tantalizing scene that had just been on display.
"Guardian Spirit, I'm ready," Yue Mei said softly.
Hearing this, Wu Tian opened his eyes.
And the moment he did…
He found himself face to face with Yue Mei less than a meter away.
Wu Tian's expression turned speechless.
I told you to put on clothes… but could you at least dry yourself first?
And where's your usual ten centimeter wide chest wrap? Did you just throw it away?!
Her black silk robe, still damp, clung tightly to her curvaceous figure, accentuating every tempting curve.
And as if that weren't enough the fabric had turned semi transparent from the water.
Wu Tian rubbed his forehead helplessly.
Forget it… I'll just deal with it.
Yue Mei and Hua She'er both knew that Wu Tian had called them here for something important.
They stood ready to listen to his commands.
However
The next moment left them completely stunned.
Because Wu Tian, in their direct line of sight, suddenly…
Jumped straight into the bathwater where Yue Mei had just been bathing!
Splash!
Yue Mei: "???"
Hua She'er: "???"
The two women exchanged shocked glances.
Did… did the Guardian Spirit lose his mind?
Yue Mei's cheeks flushed red in an instant.
This was where I just bathed!
Sure, the water was flowing, constantly refreshed but the timing was just too close!
Wu Tian, meanwhile, leaned back into the warm water, completely relaxed.
"Ahhh~ This feels amazing…"
For the first time since his transmigration, he was taking a proper bath.
As a soul body, he never needed one.
But ever since he regained a physical form, he had gone days without bathing.
Even though his body was formed from the Green Lotus Core Flame, his past human habits remained.
In his previous world, he couldn't stand not showering for even a day.
After all clean men are more attractive to women!
Suddenly
Splash!
Splash!
The sound of two bodies diving into the water echoed in Wu Tian's ears.
Feeling water droplets splash onto his face, Wu Tian wiped them off and blinked in confusion.
"…Huh?"
What the hell just happened?
He turned his head
And saw Yue Mei and Hua She'er right next to him in the bath.
Their serpentine bodies gracefully floated on the water's surface, their enchanting eyes locked onto him.
Their glistening skin, their soft curves, the light steam rising from the water…
It was an intoxicating sight.
Yue Mei's lips curled into a seductive smile.
"Guardian Spirit, why don't we help you?"
A synchronized, sultry invitation.
Wu Tian swallowed hard.
He wasn't made of stone!
How the hell was he supposed to resist this?!
He felt his clothes being pulled away, and delicate fingers tracing his skin.
His mind screamed:
"This is bad!"
If he allowed this to continue, then he might as well say goodbye to his self restraint.
With one last ounce of willpower, he raised his hand and stopped them.
"Wait! Wait! WAIT!"
The two women froze.
Wu Tian took a deep breath.
"Listen, I just wanted to take a simple bath. Just a bath. That's it. Now, both of you, step back a little."
Yue Mei and Hua She'er exchanged shocked glances.
Their beautiful eyes widened in disbelief.
…He rejected them?
THE GUARDIAN SPIRIT REJECTED THEM?!
They were stunning women! Serpent Tribe warriors with alluring figures!
And yet…
He chose to wash himself?!
Their expressions turned pitiful.
Yue Mei pouted, "Guardian Spirit, your status is equal to Queen Medusa's. It's improper for you to wash yourself."
Hua She'er quickly nodded.
"Exactly! The Queen doesn't need our service, but you are different! Queen Medusa ordered us to obey your every command. As your personal guard, it's my duty to serve you fully! Yue Mei is the same!"
Wu Tian paused.
"…That actually makes sense."
Wait NO!
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL!
This is NOT okay!
His wife, Cai Lin, was literally inside his pocket!
Even though her strength hadn't recovered, she could definitely sense everything happening around him.
If he gave in, Cai Lin would know immediately.
After all when she had woken up last time, she had immediately questioned how he gained a physical body.
There was no way she wouldn't notice this.
And if she did
By the time she awoke as a Dou Zong, she might just turn him into a eunuch out of jealousy!
No way in hell am I letting that happen!
Wu Tian saw Yue Mei and Hua She'er moving closer again, their serpent tails wrapping around him.
He hurriedly raised both hands, pressing against them perfectly placed to stop them without overstepping any boundaries.
With a serious expression, he declared:
"Enough. Step back. We'll talk about my status later. Right now, I have something far more important to discuss with you."
Hearing this, Yue Mei and Hua She'er immediately sobered up.
They knew that Wu Tian would never joke about serious matters.
Although their bodies still felt warm from his touch, they obediently retreated, floating about thirty centimeters away.
Wu Tian let out a silent sigh of relief.
Phew… crisis averted.
Then he thought to himself:
Alright… I can tolerate this distance. I'll just deal with it for now.
Wu Tian splashed some water onto his face, clearing his thoughts, then spoke solemnly.
"You two are my most trusted people. There are some secrets I need to share with you now."
He took a deep breath before continuing.
"You both know that Queen Medusa is currently recovering her Dou Zong strength. However, this process will take a long time. Even I don't know exactly how long."
His eyes turned serious.
"This is bad news for the Serpent Tribe. According to my knowledge, the former leader of Yunlan Sect, Yun Shan, is still alive."
Yue Mei and Hua She'er froze in shock.
Wu Tian's voice grew grave.
"He is currently on the verge of breaking through to Dou Zong."
"If he succeeds… it will be a disaster for the Serpent Tribe."
Yue Mei and Hua She'er's expressions paled.
Their eyes widened in horror.
"Guardian Spirit… what should we do?!"
Wu Tian's lips curved into a knowing smirk.
"Simple."
"We do what needs to be done."