Cherreads

Chapter 71 - 71

Ye Yinchuan was currently pondering the question from his female netizen while admiring the Yamper in front of him.

As mentioned earlier, the Yamper's appearance resembles that of a Corgi.

However, in terms of color and design, it is noticeably more vibrant and fantastical.

The Yamper's overall color is camel yellow, with the middle and lower parts of its face, belly, and feet being white.

If it were just this color scheme, it would be quite ordinary.

But the area around its eyes, the inner contours of its ears, the tip of its butt and tail, as well as the fluffy tuft of fur on its chest, are all a bright canary yellow.

Moreover, the area around its butt, the outline of its ears, and its eyes are all a gem-like pea green.

The combination of colors is both bright and eye-catching, yet somehow harmonious.

Oh, and its nose is also yellow.

This creature's body shape is exactly like a Corgi's, with short legs and a chubby build.

Its eyes are bright, and it sticks out its tongue, with its mouth open, looking as if it's smiling, radiating a very sunny and cute vibe.

The shape of its tail is somewhat similar to Pikachu's, resembling a lightning bolt.

But it's clearly a short and small lightning bolt, just a tiny bit.

This fits well with its Electric-type Pokémon characteristics.

Ye Yinchuan finds it hard to imagine that such a harmless Pokémon could be associated with being "lustful."

Moreover, Yamper doesn't resemble a humanoid form at all, does it?

"I really like this thing; its cuteness is no less than Pikachu's! Unfortunately, like many Pokémon, it becomes less cute after evolving."

Such a thought flashed through Ye Yinchuan's mind.

The evolved form of Yamper is Boltund.

Although not too ugly, in terms of cuteness, it's definitely not even one-tenth as cute as Yamper.

It's a pity that in this Pokémon world, there seems to be no such item as an "Everstone," or it hasn't been discovered yet...

Otherwise, the little rich girl's Paras, or the appetite growth issue of my own Munchlax, could be easily resolved.

In this Pokémon world.

Not evolving is actually more difficult than evolving.

Unless under some special circumstances.

Such as long-term malnutrition, or being inherently gifted to control not evolving, or having exceptionally harsh evolution conditions...

"You're saying that your Yamper only reacts to beautiful women and ignores men?"

"Yes, could it really be a pervert?"

Ye Yinchuan tactically repeated the other party's question.

While buying time, he was also observing the Yamper.

Because just now, whether it was an illusion or not, Ye Yinchuan actually saw a hint of human-like guilt on Yamper's face.

"Your Yamper, could there be a zipper on its back? Or maybe it's possessed by some ghost?"

"Wow, anchor, don't scare me. Last time with your whatever Qiu and Feebas, you almost scared the soul out of me!"

[The anchor is really bad.]

[In this live broadcast room, seeing anything is not surprising.]

[I was so scared that I started looking for a zipper on my own Lillipup!]

[What do you mean? A person pretending to be a Pokémon?]

On the other end of the line, the person also felt around Yamper's back.

After confirming there was no zipper, they breathed a sigh of relief.

"Enough already, this anchor has just over a thousand fans, what can you possibly get from asking?"

A man's voice sounded from the side.

"Who? Who is this?"

Ye Yinchuan quickly asked.

"My boyfriend... I told you not to speak, you don't know how amazing this anchor is! Anchor, sorry about that."

"It's fine. Does the dog kiss your boyfriend?"

Ye Yinchuan's expression changed slightly, as if he had caught onto something.

"Yes, it does. But other than him, it completely ignores other men!"

Ye Yinchuan narrowed his eyes.

Feeling that the truth was very close, but still somewhat hazy, just a bit away!

"Things don't seem to be that simple..."

"What do you mean?"

The man's voice rose a bit, only to be pressed down by the female netizen.

Ye Yinchuan, however, laughed.

The other party's attitude only made it seem more abnormal.

"This Yamper is your Pokémon, not your boyfriend's, right?"

"Right."

"Good, good, good..."

Ye Yinchuan said "good" three times in a row, simultaneously activating his Listening Heart.

Actually, turning it on and off at will, the Listening Heart doesn't consume that many points.

After all, sometimes, I only need to read the most crucial thoughts of the Pokémon.

Maybe just for a few seconds!

(Inner voice: Woof... This anchor's gaze seems very sharp... Woof... Male owner, you better not say anymore, he seems to suspect us even more... Woof... Indeed... What we did is about to be discovered... That is, absolutely must not let mommy know... Want to run away woof!)

Ye Yinchuan laughed.

This Yamper is quite smart, even knowing that I'm an anchor.

By the way, what could it be that absolutely must not be known by the female owner, and was done together by Yamper and the male owner?

Ye Yinchuan's smile gradually solidified, scaring him into confirming Yamper's panel again, confirming it was male, which slightly relieved him...

Wait, being male doesn't necessarily mean it's impossible!

"Although this matter is a bit bizarre, what I'm thinking is even more bizarre!"

Ye Yinchuan reined in his thoughts a bit, roughly having a guess in his heart.

"Speak, Yamper, what did you and your male owner do that you can't let your mommy know?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Yamper's expression visibly showed embarrassment, panic, and even a desire to flee the scene, pretending nothing happened.

But it was grabbed back by the female netizen:

"What's going on? Why are you feeling guilty?"

"And you, why are you grabbing my phone? You better explain honestly, what bad thing did you do with Yamper?"

At this moment, the situation became chaotic.

[What kind of family ethical drama is this?]

[I get it, someone is using Yamper to cheat!]

[Haha, I thought the anchor only understood Pokémon, but he can also catch cheaters!]

[No, he understands Pokémon too well!]

"Anchor, I just don't understand, what exactly did he do with my Yamper?"

"Girl, how come you still don't get it? Do I have to spell it out? That guy took your Yamper to pick up girls, looking for pretty ladies. Either he gave it snacks, or the girls gave it snacks. Anyway, it got rewarded many times, so it gets excited and jumps on pretty women. It doesn't get rewards from men, so of course it ignores them!"

[Damn?! It can be like that?]

[The anchor is a detective!]

[No, I even suspect the anchor can communicate with dogs... No, read minds!]

"That guy next to you isn't making a sound anymore, is he? Yelling? Looking down on a thousand-fan anchor? Can't get anything from asking? Didn't we just get something out of it?"

Ye Yinchuan made a classic gesture of a certain Zhen-style martial arts star, pointing and laughing.

"Alright! Anchor, I understand! I'll thank you later, now I need to handle some private matters first!"

The female netizen said, already standing up.

One hand pulling Yamper's ear, the other already holding a slipper, pointing at the boyfriend who hadn't shown his face, looking very fierce.

"Girl, you better investigate clearly, the anchor's words aren't necessarily 100% correct!"

As soon as the words fell, the live broadcast on the other end was already hung up.

"Ah, seeing the girl so decisive, I feel relieved."

Ye Yinchuan felt relaxed after doing a good deed.

As for the possibility of wrongful accusations and wrong accusations?

If the man really cheated, there couldn't be no evidence at all.

Especially under such a sudden and unprepared exposure.

Probably the man never expected that a live broadcast appraising a Pokémon would end up appraising his own infidelity!

[Anchor, 666!]

[My Meowth watched and said it's wonderful!]

[My Bulbasaur also said, wonderful!]

Just as Ye Yinchuan stretched and was about to take a mid-broadcast break, preparing to welcome the next connection.

Suddenly, there was a banging sound from the window.

"Brothers... seems like there's a situation?"

Ye Yinchuan was also startled, his expression caught on camera, slightly startled and suspicious.

I live on the third floor, how could someone be knocking on my window at night?!

(End of chapter)

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