Kazuya stood in the middle of the ancient chamber, still holding the Sacred Body Pillow like it was a holy artifact. The thing practically radiated MILF energy, and he swore he could hear whispers of sultry wisdom echoing from within.
"Alright," Kazuya muttered, shifting the pillow in his arms. "How exactly do we perform this legendary summoning?"
The One Who Watches All adjusted their glasses in the most dramatic way possible. "To awaken the soul of the Ultimate MILF, you must enact the ancient ritual… The Dance of Reverence."
Kazuya blinked. "The what?"
Lady Ravynne crossed her arms, nodding solemnly. "It is an ancient, sacred dance. One that embodies respect, admiration, and… deep thirst."
Sylvara smirked, barely holding back a laugh. "Oh, this is going to be good."
Bradimus was already shaking with excitement. "Oh hell yes. Kazuya, you better SERVE."
Kazuya groaned, rubbing his face. "Fine. Whatever. I'll dance for the MILF Pillow. Because my life is apparently a goddamn fever dream now."
The One Who Watches All clapped their hands. "The ritual shall commence!"
Suddenly, ethereal music filled the chamber. The walls shimmered with golden light, and a mystical breeze flowed through the air. The scene was set. The stage was ready.
Kazuya sighed and prepared to humiliate himself.
He started moving awkwardly, swaying side to side like a confused drunk uncle at a wedding. His arms flailed a little, and he threw in a few hesitant hip thrusts.
Bradimus burst out laughing. "Bro, what the hell is this?"
"Shut up, I'm summoning!" Kazuya snapped, throwing in a half-hearted twirl.
Lady Ravynne tilted her head. "His movements… lack passion."
The One Who Watches All frowned. "Indeed. He must… feel it."
Sylvara leaned in, her voice low and teasing. "Kazuya, if you're going to awaken the Ultimate MILF, you need to move like you mean it."
Kazuya gritted his teeth. Fine. If this was happening, he might as well go all in.
He closed his eyes.
He imagined the power of every MILF in history.
The elegance. The confidence. The pure, overwhelming authority of mommy energy.
And then…
He danced.
His body moved like a man possessed. Hips swayed with divine precision. His arms glided through the air in graceful arcs. He spun, twirled, and even dropped into a sensual body roll that made Sylvara audibly gasp.
Bradimus clutched his chest. "Dear lord… bro unlocked his MILF chakra."
Lady Ravynne nodded approvingly. "He is… transcending."
The One Who Watches All whispered, "Behold… the Chosen One."
As Kazuya's movements reached their peak, the entire chamber shook violently. The pillow began to glow, radiating golden light. The air pulsed with raw power.
And then—
A sultry voice echoed through the chamber.
"Who dares… awaken me?"
The Sacred Body PillowEXPLODED in a burst of radiant energy, and standing in its place was…
A woman.
A woman so devastatingly hot that reality itself struggled to contain her.
Long, flowing silver hair. Emerald eyes that gleamed with ancient knowledge. Curves so perfect they could bend the laws of physics.
She stretched, her every movement slow and deliberate, as if she knew exactly what effect she had on the room. Her silky robe barely clung to her figure, revealing dangerous levels of cleavage.
Kazuya forgot how to breathe.
Sylvara's tail flicked. "Oh. She's dangerous."
Lady Ravynne's lips curled into a knowing smirk. "A true MILF Supreme."
Bradimus was already on his knees. "Mother of god."
The woman tilted her head, looking down at Kazuya with a sly smile. "I see… You're the one who called me forth?"
Kazuya swallowed. "Uh. Yeah. I—uh—"
She stepped forward, placing a delicate finger under his chin, tilting his head up. Her touch sent shockwaves through his entire system.
"How… cute," she purred.
Kazuya blacked out for a full second.
When he regained consciousness, his entire soul felt violated.
Sylvara waved a hand in front of his face. "Yup. He's gone. Mind melted."
The woman chuckled, stepping back. "Well then. I suppose introductions are in order."
She turned, her robe slipping slightly off one shoulder in a way that seemed completely intentional.
"I am Celestia, the Eternal One. The first, the last, and the greatest of all MILFs. I have slumbered for a thousand years, waiting for a worthy summoner."
She leaned in, her breath warm against Kazuya's ear.
"And now… I'm all yours."
Kazuya died.
Not literally. But his brain short-circuited so hard he almost fell over.
Bradimus whispered, "Bro just ascended and crashed at the same time."
Lady Ravynne chuckled. "He better recover fast. She looks like the type to devour him whole."
Sylvara crossed her arms. "And? Who says that's a bad thing?"
Celestia pulled back, watching Kazuya with amused delight. "Oh, don't tell me my little summoner is shy?"
Kazuya forced himself to reboot. "I—I'm not—"
Celestia raised an eyebrow. "Hmm… Let's test that."
Before he could react, she moved like lightning, closing the distance between them.
And then…
She kissed him.
Full. On the lips.
His mind exploded. His soul left his body.
Bradimus let out an unholy screech. "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"
Sylvara's jaw dropped. "That escalated fast."
Lady Ravynne merely smiled knowingly.
Celestia finally pulled away, licking her lips. "Mmm. Not bad. But I think you need more… training."
Kazuya's body refused to function. "…I…"
Celestia grinned. "Don't worry, dear. I'll personally guide you."
Bradimus was sobbing. "Bro just unlocked New Game Plus."
Kazuya finally found his voice.
"…I'm so screwed."
Celestia smirked.
"Yes. Yes, you are."
TO BE CONTINUED.