Previously on MILF Mountain…
Kazuya had defied all odds. He had survived the ultimate dessert apocalypse, earned the Unlimited Free Meal Pass, and was now an honorary MILF Champion.
But there was a problem.
A BIG PROBLEM.
Now that Kazuya had been officially recognized as MILF Mountain's most desirable snack, he had way too many moms doting on him.
And they weren't letting him leave.
THE MILF OVERLOAD
Kazuya sat in a gigantic throne-like chair made of waffles and silk cushions.
Surrounding him were dozens of MILFs.
🍷 One was feeding him grapes.
💆 Another was massaging his shoulders.
🛏️ Another was trying to tuck him in for a nap.
👗 One was sewing him a comfy pajama robe.
💋 And several others were just staring at him with that "I'll take care of you forever" energy.
Kazuya was in danger.
"Guys… I think I messed up."
Sylvara, standing nearby, crossed her arms. "You think?"
Lady Ravynne smirked. "Enjoying yourself, Chosen One?"
Bradimus Maximus, meanwhile, was suffering.
Why?
Because the MILFs were ignoring him completely.
"WHY DOES KAZUYA GET ALL THE ATTENTION?! I HAVE PECS TOO!"
One of the MILFs patted his shoulder. "Aww, dear, you're very handsome… but Kazuya is just so precious!"
Bradimus internally combusted.
Kazuya, meanwhile, was panicking.
"I appreciate the hospitality, really, but—"
Mommy Marcellina gently cupped his face.
"Oh, sweetie, you don't have to leave. You can stay here forever."
Kazuya froze.
Sylvara's eyes widened.
"OH HELL NO."
THE GREAT ESCAPE PLAN
The party huddled together in secret.
Kazuya wiped his sweat. "Alright, guys. We need a plan."
Sylvara grabbed his shoulders. "We're busting out of here. No way am I losing you to MILF Mountain."
Lady Ravynne nodded. "Agreed. As much as I enjoy a mature and experienced presence… this is dangerous."
Bradimus Maximus growled. "LET'S JUST FIGHT OUR WAY OUT!"
Sylvara slapped him. "You absolute dumbass. YOU THINK WE CAN FIGHT MILFS?"
Bradimus paled. "O-Oh. You're right. They have ultimate mom strength."
Lady Ravynne crossed her arms. "Then how do we escape?"
Kazuya took a deep breath.
"We do the unthinkable. We use… THE MILF DISTRACTION STRATEGY."
PHASE ONE: THE "OH NO, I'M COLD" DISTRACTION
Kazuya shivered dramatically.
"Oh no… I feel a bit chilly…"
Instantly—
All the MILFs rushed forward with blankets, sweaters, and the warmest hugs imaginable.
It was an overload of motherly care.
"Quick! While they're distracted!" Sylvara whispered.
They snuck out of the throne room.
But they weren't free yet.
PHASE TWO: THE "FOOD COMA FAKEOUT"
As they ran through the halls, they ran into another MILF squadron.
"Oh, Kazuya dear! We made fresh cookies!"
Kazuya paused.
Cookies.
Warm. Gooey. Delicious.
But NO—this was a trap!
So he pretended to take a bite—
Then dramatically collapsed.
"OH NO. FOOD COMA."
The MILFs panicked.
"He needs a bed! Bring tea! Someone sing him a lullaby!"
The moment they turned around—
Kazuya and the party BOOKED IT.
PHASE THREE: THE FINAL MOM BLOCKADE
They made it to the mountain's edge.
Freedom was so close.
But then—
Mommy Marcellina appeared.
And she wasn't alone.
Behind her were the Ultimate MILFs.
These weren't just regular MILFs.
They were the ELDER MILFS.
Their Mom Energy was OVER 9000.
Sylvara grabbed Kazuya's hand. "Oh hell no, we are NOT losing you!"
Kazuya looked around desperately.
There was only one option left.
He took a deep breath.
And used the ultimate technique.
THE FINAL ESCAPE MOVE: "I HAVE TO GO TO WORK"
Kazuya put on the most serious face possible.
Then he sighed deeply.
"I… I would love to stay. Really. But… I have to go to work."
Silence.
The MILFs froze.
The mountain shook.
A single tear rolled down Mommy Marcellina's cheek.
"Oh, sweetie… why didn't you say so?"
The MILFs stepped aside.
"Go, darling. But remember… if you ever need a home-cooked meal, we'll be waiting."
And just like that—
THEY WERE FREE.
THE AFTERMATH
The party stood at the bottom of the mountain, gasping for air.
Sylvara hugged Kazuya. "YOU'RE SAFE."
Bradimus wiped his tears. "I don't know whether to cry or scream."
Lady Ravynne smirked. "That was the closest we've ever come to true defeat."
Kazuya held up his Unlimited Free Meal Pass.
"We may have left… but we can always come back."
Sylvara kicked him.
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT."
And thus—
The great MILF Mountain escape was complete.
And a new adventure was just beginning…
TO BE CONTINUED…