Previously on MILF Mountain…
Kazuya had survived the Deadliest Rizz Battle in History against Renjiro Darkflame Bloodmoon Nightshade. The world was safe… for now.
But peace was never an option.
Because now, Kazuya and his crew had to face the final boss of MILF Mountain.
A being so powerful, so fearsome, so utterly unhinged…
That even Lady Ravynne—the Queen MILF herself—trembled in fear.
Sylvara whispered, "We're not ready for this…"
Bradimus Maximus wiped away a single tear. "I… I don't think I'll survive."
And then—
THE GROUND SHOOK.
THE SKY TURNED A DEEP, TERRIFYING SHADE OF PINK.
A massive shadow loomed over them.
And from the deepest, darkest depths of MILF Mountain, the Final Boss emerged.
A giant apron-clad figure, wielding a rolling pin the size of a battle axe, stepped forward.
Kazuya's breath caught in his throat.
"Dear god… it's her."
Lady Ravynne swallowed hard. "Mommy Marcellina."
The Ultimate MILF of MILF Mountain.
The Matron of Endless Affection.
The Supreme Queen of 'Have You Eaten Yet?'
And she was PISSED.
THE TRIAL BEGINS
Mommy Marcellina's voice boomed across the heavens.
"KAZUYA. YOU DARE APPROACH ME WITHOUT EATING FIRST?!"
A thousand invisible slaps with a wooden spoon slammed into Kazuya's soul.
His knees buckled.
Sylvara tried to help, but even she couldn't withstand the aura.
The smell of fresh-baked cookies and overwhelming maternal concern filled the air.
Bradimus collapsed. "I… I can't… I suddenly feel like I haven't eaten in days…!"
Lady Ravynne gritted her teeth. "Mommy Marcellina's cooking energy… it's too strong."
Kazuya clutched his chest. His stomach growled violently.
It was a hunger unlike anything he'd ever felt.
The MILF Mountain's final boss didn't fight with fists.
She fought with FOOD.
Mommy Marcellina raised her wooden spoon to the sky.
"KAZUYA! FACE THE FINAL TRIAL: MY ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET OF DOOM!"
THE BUFFET FROM HELL
In a flash of light, Kazuya found himself in a massive dining hall.
A giant buffet table stretched for miles.
Steaming hot bowls of pasta, rice, dumplings, steak, cakes, pastries, and forbidden MILF recipes filled the table.
A gigantic glowing ladle floated before him.
The rules appeared in glowing text:
📜 FINAL TRIAL: THE MOMMY MARCELLINA MEAL CHALLENGE 📜
✅ Kazuya must EAT EVERYTHING before the time runs out.
✅ If he fails, Mommy Marcellina will scold him into oblivion.
✅ No leftovers allowed.
✅ No doggy bags.
Sylvara gasped. "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
Lady Ravynne gritted her teeth. "This is the same trial that has claimed thousands of warriors. They all failed because… because…"
Kazuya gulped. "Because why?"
Bradimus whispered:
"Because no matter how much you eat…"
"…the food NEVER STOPS COMING."
THE FIGHT BEGINS
Mommy Marcellina clapped her hands.
And instantly—
A plate of steaming hot spaghetti appeared in front of Kazuya.
His body moved on instinct.
He slurped the spaghetti like his life depended on it.
"HNNNGH! THIS IS SO GOOD!"
The moment he finished—
BOOM!
A plate of giant fried chicken wings appeared.
CRUNCH. CHOMP.
Another plate appeared.
Then another.
Then another.
THE FOOD. NEVER. STOPPED.
Within minutes, Kazuya had eaten 200 plates.
His stomach started to scream.
Sylvara wiped a tear. "Kazuya… you're doing amazing… but the food… it's multiplying…"
Lady Ravynne nodded grimly. "This… this is the true power of a MILF's cooking."
Mommy Marcellina laughed. "YOU'RE STILL HUNGRY, RIGHT, DEAR?"
A thousand pies dropped from the ceiling.
"AHHHH!!!"
Kazuya caught them all, shoving them into his mouth at high-speed anime pace.
The background music switched to Eurobeat.
A voice echoed through the heavens:
"DÉJÀ VU! I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!"
Bradimus wiped away a manly tear. "He's going PLUS ULTRA."
Sylvara gasped. "HIS STOMACH IS AWAKENING."
Lady Ravynne's eyes widened. "No… he's using… THE PROTAGONIST APPETITE."
Kazuya ROARED.
His stomach transcended dimensions.
He grabbed the plates at Mach speed.
His jaw unhinged like a snake.
He devoured the food like a glitched-out anime protagonist in a food arc.
Mommy Marcellina stepped back in shock.
The plates trembled.
Kazuya was devouring them faster than they could appear.
The MILF Energy in the air shattered.
Sylvara screamed: "HE'S DOING IT! HE'S WINNING!"
And then—
BOOM.
The final dish appeared.
A glowing golden dumpling.
Kazuya lifted it dramatically.
The music swelled.
The world held its breath.
And then—
HE CHOMPED IT.
The universe exploded in light.
The heavens shook.
Mommy Marcellina stared in disbelief.
"You… you actually finished it all…"
The air fell silent.
The battle was over.
And then—
Mommy Marcellina smiled.
She placed her hand on Kazuya's shoulder.
"You have passed the Final Trial."
"You are now… a true MILF Mountain Champion."
Kazuya collapsed in exhaustion.
Sylvara caught him. "You did it, you absolute madman…"
Lady Ravynne nodded. "Truly… he is the One."
Mommy Marcellina wiped away a tear.
And then she said the words that shook the heavens:
"Now who's ready for dessert?"
Kazuya screamed.
TO BE CONTINUED…