"Belief in Death is the pathway to undeath, undeath is the pathway to eternity, and eternity is the pathway to everything that anyone could ever desire, even a lowly creature, spurned by the grace of this world, born lesser than all else, can achieve anything when given eternity- Indeed! Talent means naught in the face of infinity, the odds are always in the favour of those who have abandoned their lesser coil and accepted Death as their saviour! The magically inept can become archmages- Those of feeble constitution can become powerful knights- And even those lacking in faith can become saints! Nothing is impossible when time has become a foreign concept"
"So, what do you say? Are there any volunteers willing to experience the greatest event of your existence?"
All that could be heard was a cricket.
As should have been expected, the livings weren't very receptive despite the undead preacher's most heartfelt speech.
