"Now look. I'm not saying that Derrick Henry is the greatest athlete to ever come out of the Alabama football program. But if you were to say it, I wouldn't necessarily disagree with you..."
Odessa stared at her father blankly. K'ael was busy trying to put his own feet in his mouth.
The orange-haired infant finally looked away from him to tap her bottle on the carpet.
Abaddon let out a deep exhale as he rolled over onto his back.
"No, no, no... Tua could've been in that spot, but he can't stay healthy. Those concussions eat his ass up so badly he'll be eating blended steak with a spoon by the time he's forty."
'Ba?'
Abaddon turned his head to stare at his daughter with a suspicious look.
"Are you just saying Jalen Hurts because you think he's attractive?"
Odessa flopped onto her back and 'screamed' for seemingly no reason.
Abaddon almost sat up. "What is wrong with you? You're supposed to think your daddy is the most handsomest man in the world until you're at least eight."