*Gasp* I wake suddenly to feel the cold, hard ground, and for some reason, my body is unable to move. I struggled for what seemed like hours to me, but it was probably only a few minutes. I feel faint like I'm going to pass out because of exhaustion. "Wait, where the fuck am I," I say to myself as I have stopped struggling.
*Ding, successfully fused with host Xiao Feng. At the minute of your death, you have been chosen for the God grade System "Terror system" to aid you in your new life*
"Wait what? D-did I die? I remember pushing the little girl out of the street and the lights from the bus but-"
*The system has found no form of energy in the host body. The system advises to Start cultivating or leveling up at once*
"Cultivation? energy? What is this a Chinese light novel? What type of shit prank is this? MTV? CCTV?" I grumble confusedly. "And I still can't move my fucking body, what the fuck". "And how the hell can those words get in my mind?"
I look around at my surroundings as I process all that I've just heard, and I still think that it's utter bullshit, but I sit up slowly, and I see that it looks like I am in a cave full of glowing crystal moss and other plants that I'm sure I've never seen before. "Well fuck, this is some weird as shit". I stand up as I groan loudly in pain and my breaths grow short as I start hyperventilating.
I start looking around at my surroundings, as even though I do not know what is going on, I'm not stupid enough to neglect my safety. As I glance around, I see vegetation and stare at the unfamiliar plants.
The moss has a light jade color and has holes all over the place, while something that looks like a dark blue umbrella-shaped flower. "I'm pretty sure I have never seen something crazy as this".
*Congrats to host for finding Jade Cave Moss and Cave Waterfall Parasol*
"Well looks like those are the names of the plants. Why are the names so weird?" I go over and I look I see what looks like blue veins on the Cave Waterfall Parasol that are flowing like water in a pool. "Yo that's kinda lit is it because of the cultivation or energy thinga-mabob?"
*The answer is yes, in this world, all living things can absorb energy which constantly change them and their properties. By eating the Cave Waterfall Parasol, host can digest the effects of the plants. Warning: not all plants are beneficial to the host, so eat at your own risk.*
"Cool, this is kinda like one of those cultivation novels or like a manhua! So whats with the plants, Like I eat it and it does things to me that may or may not be good?"
*The host is correct. Would you like to analyze the Cave Waterfall Parasol?*
"Uhh, sure it should be like a game right, telling me what i need to know?
*The host is correct again. Giving starter gift pack with skill "Analyze lvl1". Will host open the pack?*
"Fuck yeah, I got the golden finger starter pack.Yes open the starter pack"
*Opening starter pack, Lvl 1 Analysis received. Use analysis on Cave Waterfall Parasol?*
"Yes lets see if it will help me right now."
*-Cave WaterFall Parasol
A flower that grew in a cave that mutated to reduce stress and induce drowsiness. Edible and safe to eat.*
"Damn, all it does is make you sleepy? I mean it does smell good kinda like lavender but is that really all it does?
*Hosts "Analyze" is only level 1, with limited effects. With use, your skill will level up and you will receive more information*
"Ok, just gotta level it up I guess, but at least it tells me if its fine to eat it though.
"Well first I want to see my status, how can I do that?"
*Bringing up Hosts stats, Hosts stats are as follows
Name-Xiao Feng
Race-Human
Bloodlines-none
Rank level-Mortal
Level-1
Strength-1
Vitality-1
Agility-1
Spirit-1
Skills-Analyze lvl1
No options available for now. More functions will need outside factors but cannot tell host now*
"How do I use skills then, and why are my stats so trash?"
*Just think the name in your mind and it will happen automatically. The hosts stats are low because the Human race has naturally low stats with the upside of being able to populate and adapt easily.*
"I still don't understand most of what's being said and my brain is being overloaded with information so I am going to eat that Cave Waterfall parasol because its supposed to have stress relieving properties.".
After collecting some of the flowers, I eat one, and for the rest, I try to place it in a corner and brush away the dirt that's there. I finally close my eyes and hope this is all a dream, or I got slipped something and im just tweaking.