Spy × Family: The Perfect Spy/Dad System
He was once a ghost in the machine—an elite mercenary, whispered of in war zones and buried in redacted files. Cold, efficient, unkillable. Until he died. A bullet to the brain. Fade to black.
Then he woke up.
Not in a grave. Not in hell. But in the pristine body of a man named Loid Forger.
A name that meant nothing to him—until a voice echoed in his head:
[Welcome to the Perfect Spy and Family Man System.]
Objective: Create the Ideal Family. Maintain World Peace. Bake Perfect Fluffy Pancakes.
Penalty for Failure: [System Lock & Neural Degeneration]. Have a nice day!
Thrust into the world of Spy x Family, the former mercenary finds himself trapped in the skin of Westalis' top intelligence agent, just as Operation Strix begins. But unlike the original Loid, he carries no memories of this place—only his honed instincts, a sardonic wit, and the AI system integrated deep in his brain.
To survive, he must balance high-stakes espionage with laughably bizarre family missions, all while hiding the fact that he’s not the real Loid. His cold logic clashes with the warmth of Yor, a deadly assassin with secrets of her own, and Anya, a psychic child who—strangely—can’t read him at all.
As missions escalate from “Make a Bento with Love” to “Infiltrate an Assassin Gala Disguised as a PTA Meeting,” he’s forced to question everything: his past, his identity, and the family he never asked for… but might be willing to die for.
Or live for.
Table of contents
- 1NO CHAPTER - Please skip it2025-04-09 11:04
- 2CH 1: A Corpse Wakes in Ostania2025-04-09 10:24
- 3CH 2: Welcome to the Adoption Warzone2025-04-09 10:30
- 4CH 3: How Not to Interview a Wife2025-04-09 10:33
- 5CH 4: Domestic Reconnaissance & Knife-Throwing Lessons2025-04-09 11:16
- 6CH 5: The Interview Games Begin2025-04-09 11:18
- 7CH 6: A Family That Spies Together Lies Together2025-04-09 11:20
- 8CH 7: PTA Espionage and Pastry-Based Blackmail2025-04-10 06:06
- 9CH 8: Afternoon Tea of Psychological Doom2025-04-10 06:07
- 10CH 9: Operation Stellar Child Begins - (Featuring Hero Capes and Academic Despair)2025-04-10 06:09
- 11CH 10: Stella or Bust – Anya’s Heroic Field Trip Fiasco2025-04-13 10:14
- 12CH 11: Desmond’s Gala of Secrets and Sweater Vests2025-04-13 10:19
- 13Operation Desmond’s Circle and the Great Fathers’ BBQ2025-04-16 07:58
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